Ask me anything.
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You guys in 24 hours I will be at PROM.
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It is cold as shit on this bus.
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When discussing the temperature, “hot as balls” and “cold as shit” are the only appropriate descriptions.
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i’d say harry and america have
hit it off
how much freedom you think we got styles
i can’t wait for the photosets of one direction’s mugshots
Bitches be hatin’ ‘cuz I won that Physics award. Better luck next time, suckas.
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When I was in preschool there was this really weird system of time-out where they’d put you in this giant plastic bucket sort of like this one:
And the rule was you couldn’t leave the bucket for ten minutes.
In case you didn’t know, I was what the teachers referred to as a “difficult child” which is code for “walking entity of sass” so I was in the time-out bucket quite a bit.
Once they put me in the bucket for thirty minutes— and I thought that was incredibly unfair so I grabbed the handles and shifted my body repeatedly until the bucket and I were out of the classroom, in the hallway, and through the front door. They found me in the parking lot scooting to freedom in the time-out bucket. The teachers were furious and I said, “Hey, I never left the bucket”
So they called my mum and told her what I did and she just said, “Well, he never left the bucket.”
like 90% of the ocean remains unexplored and you’re telling me mermaids don’t exist smh
(Source: kormasutra)
hvns:
In some alternative universe your favourite celebrity is blogging about how perfect and gay you are.
cananabananailism
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I’m sending this to the 2012 Olympics
excellent
You beautiful, wonderful human being.
YES
This is a big fat WIN
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